I am a man who wears maxi pads

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I recall my mom ordering me at the age of thirteen, to walk a mile north to Kofflers Drug Mart, the local pharmacy. “Your sister and I are stuck on toilets!” she implored. “Buy us a large box of Kotex! And a carton of smokes!” Reluctantly, I proceeded on an expedition of mercy. A faithful, dutiful sucker of a son.

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A cunning linguist from Canada and a Top Writer in Politics, Humor & Satire. Laughter opens the mind. 🦴 Author of ‘How to Steal From a Dictator.’

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