Four Reasons Aliens Won’t Land Here 👽
Five, if you count our solar system’s reviews: only one star.
4 min readAug 6, 2021
I dream about space but not extraterrestrials. They're not landing here. Not ever.
Oh sure, they’ve passed by a few times, hovering and frightening the bejeezus out of primitives. I imagine a low and slow pass over a native village scattering people who ran for their…