PinnedChristopher HoldroydinThe HavenSecret Service Director Asks, Any Volunteers?When “protection for life” becomes a jail sentence for agents·4 min read·Apr 1, 2023----
PinnedChristopher HoldroydinThe HavenStormy Daniels Fingers Donald’s Dick Pic From A Police LineupThat’s it, er… him your honor!·4 min read·Mar 18, 2023--2--2
Christopher HoldroydRealizing it's a challenge to find audience-grabbing topics to write about.For example, incompetence vs. evil is like Koalas vs. fire. Both are different forms of life, but one trumps the other. The writer might…1 min read·4 hours ago----
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenCould He Survive Prison Time?Here’s advice to sweeten a stay in the slammer, homey·2 min read·5 days ago--2--2
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenHow to Influence an Elected Representative? First, Ask for the MenuHere are fundraising tips for politicians of questionable character·4 min read·May 4, 2024----
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenArizonans Brace For AbstenanceBoth sexes must take matters in hand·3 min read·Apr 21, 2024--1--1
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenApril Fools!Truth Social: Trumpfuckery strikes again·4 min read·Apr 14, 2024--1--1
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenMy Bible And Hitler SpeechesWell paired if that Bible is Trump-endorsed·4 min read·Mar 28, 2024--4--4
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenFor Sale: Gaudy Manhattan ApartmentPayment in Roubles… accepted!·3 min read·Mar 13, 2024----
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenVasectomies Untie!An ovary reaction by the Supreme Court.·4 min read·Mar 4, 2024--2--2