PinnedChristopher HoldroydinThe HavenSecret Service Director Asks, Any Volunteers?When “protection for life” becomes a jail sentence for agents·4 min read·Apr 1, 2023----
PinnedChristopher HoldroydinThe HavenStormy Daniels Fingers Donald’s Dick Pic From A Police LineupThat’s it, er… him your honor!·4 min read·Mar 18, 2023--2--2
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenCould He Survive Prison Time?Here’s advice to sweeten a stay in the slammer, homey·3 min read·3 days ago--1--1
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenHow to Influence an Elected Representative? First, Ask for the MenuHere are fundraising tips for politicians of questionable character·4 min read·May 4, 2024----
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenArizonans Brace For AbstenanceBoth sexes must take matters in hand·3 min read·Apr 21, 2024--1--1
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenApril Fools!Truth Social: Trumpfuckery strikes again·4 min read·Apr 14, 2024--1--1
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenMy Bible And Hitler SpeechesWell paired if that Bible is Trump-endorsed·4 min read·Mar 28, 2024--4--4
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenFor Sale: Gaudy Manhattan ApartmentPayment in Roubles… accepted!·3 min read·Mar 13, 2024----
Christopher HoldroydinThe HavenVasectomies Untie!An ovary reaction by the Supreme Court.·4 min read·Mar 4, 2024--2--2
Christopher HoldroydinThe Left Is RightNothing But HeartachesThe Supremes once again hit a sour note·4 min read·Mar 1, 2024--2--2