Published inThe Haven·PinnedMember-onlySecret Service Director Asks… “Any Volunteers?”When “protection for life” becomes jail time for agents — On the day he was assassinated, April 14, 1865, Lincoln signed legislation creating the Secret Service. So, unfortunately, the Service had bad Karma right from the start. Now they face a new challenge, potentially protecting a living criminal ex-president while he’s incarcerated. I assume, the director, Kimberly A. Cheatle, will…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published inThe Haven·PinnedMember-onlyStormy to I.D. Donald’s Dick PicThat’s it, er… him your honor! — As Trump demands followers protest against his pending indictment by a Manhattan grand jury in the Stormy Daniel’s hush-money case, District Attorney Alvin Bragg prepares his courtroom battle choreography of exhibits to support his prosecution. For his part, Mr. Trump, whose omnipotence is fading, has denied all wrongdoing and having…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published inThe Haven·PinnedMember-onlyRussian Troops Covet New FlagUkraine offers Airmiles to Russian army deserters — The Ukrainian military has taken advantage of Russian troops' recent eagerness for desertion. Like Taylor Swift concert passes on Ticketmaster, there has been an insatiable demand for “white flags of surrender” by Russian soldiers. Along with those pesky drone bombs, the Ukrainian military air-dropped packages of “surrender flags” with instructions…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published inPolitically Speaking·PinnedMember-onlyA “High” Office for Don Jr?Poor judgment plagues prodigal son — Will a Trump presidential dynasty be in the works? In the footsteps of the Kennedys and Bushs, can brainchild son, Don Jr. go for the P-prize? Mirror, mirror, on the table. Reverse my image. Reflect me as stable. There’s a new branding dilemma for cocaine. It’s called Don Jr. The…Politics4 min readPolitics4 min read
Published inPolitically Speaking·PinnedMember-onlyWhy Did Trump’s Russian Pee-Pee Tape Never Surface?It was only a streaming service — Be warmed… Golden Showers aren’t just to relieve jellyfish stings. British spy, Christopher Steele alleged Donald Trump hired Russian prostitutes to pee on him after booking a room at the Ritz Carlton in Moscow. Of course, Trump is a pervert, but that wasn’t his only motive. In 2013, Trump specifically…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published inThe Haven·20 hours agoMember-onlyYou Know Someone’s Corrupt When…The Corruption Club: Is it like NATO? — You know someone’s corrupt when… Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kari Lake, and Don Trump Jr. come guns blazing to their defense. We await breathlessly for Lauren Boebert, Lindsey Graham, and Matt Gaetz to join the chorus. Such is the case of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
May 20The Real Trump Questions1K11David MartinIf Trump had a dog, it would be a Rottweiler named "Mulligan", as he takes a second tee shot on…If Trump had a dog, it would be a Rottweiler named "Mulligan", as he takes a second tee shot on half of his drives and never scores the ~9 extra strokes. He lays claim to a lower handicap than Jack Nicklaus, however many of us preferred he shared the current status of Payne Stewart.1 min read1 min read
Published inThe Haven·May 19Member-onlyIs Giuliani America’s Worst Boss?Or the harbinger of a clear and present danger — According to Democracy Now!, Whistleblower, John Kiriakou who exposed the CIA torture program, asked Rudy Giuliani, Trump’s lawyer, to arrange a presidential pardon for him at a luncheon. Giuliani excused himself from the table, then his aide said, “You don’t talk to the Mayor about pardons, you talk to me…Humor6 min readHumor6 min read
Published inThe Haven·May 10Member-onlyBergdorf BadmanTrump’s undoing? His zipper and vanity. — At the E. Jean Carroll civil defamation and battery trial in New York, Trump’s attorneys not only presented no defense and no witnesses, but Trump’s own deposition words contradicted his crass and pathetic rebuttal to the charges, which was, “She’s not my type!” From other Trump-molested women who’ve come forward…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published inThe Haven·May 9Member-onlyGovernor proud her 2-year-old granddaughter is well-armedWhat could possibly go wrong? — Kristi Noem, South Dakota’s Republican governor spoke at the NRA convention saying her 2-year-old granddaughter, Addie, already had a shotgun and a rifle. Addie, who can only count up to eight and could stand to lose a few toes, isn’t sure how many 12 gauge shells it takes to fully…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
